The Premier Maritime Academy of Asia
Fit to work certificate for seafarers
Pre-medical employment exam for Filipino seafarers
Maritime Academy of Asia and the Pacific
First day of the class.
Teacher: Students, tell me your name and your hobbies.
Mga tanong na patok
Ang lason ba kapag nag-expire, nkakalason pa rin ba?
Doctor: You have serious heart mur-mur. Do you smoke or drink?
Senior citizen: no
Doctor: How about your sex life?
Senior citizen: I do
Cool message by a wife
Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I’m living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement
It will be yours one day
An angry wife to her husband on phone: “Where the hell are you?”
Husband: Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love it
A special package for business men
An Airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket and get your wife’s ticket for free.