The Premier Maritime Academy of Asia
Fit to work certificate for seafarers
Pre-medical employment exam for Filipino seafarers
Maritime Academy of Asia and the Pacific
I have a Brain
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yes!!! (jumps with joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
We were friends
In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.
Show your badge
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown plants.”
Trust your husband
There comes in a time when a woman just has to trust her husband.. For example… A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
It’s a Blonde
At a local Winery cellar door, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
Qualified for disability
A retired gentleman went into social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in the line for a long time, he finally got into the counter.