I have a Brain

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yes!!! (jumps with joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Posted by: on Sep 16, 2013 read more

We were friends

In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.

Posted by: on Sep 13, 2013 read more

Show your badge

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown plants.”

Posted by: on Sep 12, 2013 read more

Trust your husband

There comes in a time when a woman just has to trust her husband.. For example… A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

Posted by: on Sep 11, 2013 read more

It’s a Blonde

At a local Winery cellar door, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

Posted by: on Sep 10, 2013 read more

Qualified for disability

A retired gentleman went into social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in the line for a long time, he finally got into the counter.

Posted by: on Sep 09, 2013 read more

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